Dear fancy fashion designer:
Thanks for tricking those with more dollars than sense into buying your hideous designs. Thanks to you, we can all giggle at the women who care more about labels than cut, fit, and generally looking good!
$950 Marc Jacobs dress (pillowcase?), nordstrom.com
This makes me want to grab the model, shout "PILLOWFIGHT!" and start beating preteen girls with her.

$2,200 Versace dress, nordstrom.com
Looks like a bad 80s music video. And not even in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.
Keep up the good (*snicker*) work, designers!